my name is sarah.

here's a survey I discovered from the end of last year that made me feel things

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • internet
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • yes, sometimes. but I usually wake up next to kyle.
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • eh, a little if it became too much of a norm. also he wouldn't.
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • i think so
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • hanging out at a friend's house
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • haven
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • be sad
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • not really, but in our own way
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • my boyfriend
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • nothing
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • ew. perhaps cranberry juice.
  • 12. Do you like hickeys?
  • not really
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • midnightish, unless I'm doing something
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • hm?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • no
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • no
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • no
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • earlier today
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • yes, for the most part
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • I don't remember. probably something about video games haha.
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • no
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • not really
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • no
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • eh, no, not really
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • no actually
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • I'm wearing a dress. it's garnet
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • yes
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • no
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • yes
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • uh, yes. very awful
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • my mom
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • no
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • i don't think i've ever kissed anyone younger than me
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 23!
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • I'm not counting. about 2 months.
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • get back from turkey, idk
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • yes, but not many
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • nothing big
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • yes
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • yes
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • to an extent, yes
  • 42: Are you available?
  • no
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • since high school ended, 1
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • my lip
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • eh, I'm not really sure.
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • I guess
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • I'm sleepy
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • yes
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • no
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • because i have him already...
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • yes
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • YES DEAR GOD
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • cheese puffs
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • no
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • istanbul
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • yes
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • girls
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • here, tallahassee
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • ft. lauderdale over thanksgiving
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • i think so
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • no
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • andre? maybe
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • anchorman 2
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • uh, he likes me...?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • 0
  • wait....1 i guess?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • no
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • sometimes
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • yes
  • 69: Do you collect anything?
  • not anymore
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour?
  • slate; dark purple
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
  • idr what it was
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
  • i don't think so, but if so, it was my first boyfriend and I wouldn't have cared
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • work, then maybe see a movie with my mom
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
  • yes
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job?
  • i think so
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
  • if i woke up tomorrow and my last ex had 7 baby mamas and was in jail, i wouldn't care
  • 77: Where is your cellphone?
  • next to me
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone?
  • black
  • 79: What did you dream of last night?
  • nothing
  • 80: Are you atheist?
  • i am not religious
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married?
  • i hope not
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
  • it's supposed to be winter....
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently?
  • no
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
  • tights

But it grieves my heart, love
To see you trying to be a part of
A world that just don’t exist
It’s all just a dream, babe
A vacuum, a scheme, babe
That sucks you into feeling like this.

—To Ramona, Bob Dylan

I don’t give a flying dick about his personal shit. I just wanna make out!

—The most insightful person I know~

“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

—Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)

(Source: moscowisburning, via tresuschristttt)

dispirits:

On December 8, 1980, Annie Leibovitz had a photo shoot with John Lennon for Rolling Stone, promising him that he would make the cover. She had initially tried to get a picture with just Lennon alone, which is what Rolling Stone wanted, but Lennon insisted that both he and Yoko Ono be on the cover. Leibovitz had John remove his clothes and curl up next to Yoko. She recalls,

“What is interesting is she said she’d take her top off and I said, ‘Leave everything on’ — not really preconceiving the picture at all. Then he curled up next to her and it was very, very strong. You couldn’t help but feel that he was cold and he looked like he was clinging on to her. I think it was amazing to look at the first Polaroid and they were both very excited. John said, ‘You’ve captured our relationship exactly. Promise me it’ll be on the cover.’ I looked him in the eye and we shook on it.”

Leibovitz was the last person to professionally photograph Lennon — he was shot and killed five hours after this photograph was taken.

dispirits:

On December 8, 1980, Annie Leibovitz had a photo shoot with John Lennon for Rolling Stone, promising him that he would make the cover. She had initially tried to get a picture with just Lennon alone, which is what Rolling Stone wanted, but Lennon insisted that both he and Yoko Ono be on the cover. Leibovitz had John remove his clothes and curl up next to Yoko. She recalls,

“What is interesting is she said she’d take her top off and I said, ‘Leave everything on’ — not really preconceiving the picture at all. Then he curled up next to her and it was very, very strong. You couldn’t help but feel that he was cold and he looked like he was clinging on to her. I think it was amazing to look at the first Polaroid and they were both very excited. John said, ‘You’ve captured our relationship exactly. Promise me it’ll be on the cover.’ I looked him in the eye and we shook on it.”

Leibovitz was the last person to professionally photograph Lennon — he was shot and killed five hours after this photograph was taken.

(via treesandteas)